1 00:00:04,264 --> 00:00:06,918 Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:06,918 --> 00:00:08,050 We could totally end up together! 3 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,442 He's got a wife. 4 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:11,314 He doesn't know he's adopted, does he? 5 00:00:11,314 --> 00:00:13,316 I am the kid's biological mother. 6 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,621 You should join the baseball team. 7 00:00:14,622 --> 00:00:15,971 It'd look good on your applications. 8 00:00:15,971 --> 00:00:17,364 I have arranged it 9 00:00:17,364 --> 00:00:19,844 so you could invest in your dreams 10 00:00:19,844 --> 00:00:21,454 and a grandbaby. 11 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,586 This is straight-up blackmail. 12 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,545 It's really important to Melissa 13 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,591 that we're all in a good place. 14 00:00:27,591 --> 00:00:29,289 I know a lot of deep-pocket people 15 00:00:29,289 --> 00:00:31,333 who could help you get your car business off the ground. 16 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:32,509 Connor was right about you. 17 00:00:32,509 --> 00:00:33,857 He said you'd make me a lot of money. 18 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:35,076 Guys, right now, 19 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,688 we gotta get this out of here. 20 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:38,734 What have we done? 21 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,567 I like to tell my customers 22 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:50,527 that gardening isn't just about planting seeds. 23 00:00:50,527 --> 00:00:52,963 Nature is full of surprises. 24 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,704 ♪ Fantastic cat 25 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,793 A flower isn't always just a flower. 26 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:59,927 ♪ I am a cat and like a girl ♪ 27 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,146 ♪ Fantastic cat 28 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:03,061 One sunflower is actually made up 29 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,150 of thousands of tiny flowers 30 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,195 held together on a single stalk. 31 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,111 ♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo 32 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,373 ♪ Fantastic cat 33 00:01:10,373 --> 00:01:12,593 Dirt isn't just a layer of earth. 34 00:01:13,855 --> 00:01:15,725 Oh! Oh! 35 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:18,468 It has more organisms in one teaspoon 36 00:01:18,468 --> 00:01:20,121 than there are people on the planet. 37 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:25,257 And those plants in your garden 38 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:26,650 aren't just sitting there quietly. 39 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:27,868 What? 40 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,739 They're busy talking to each other 41 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:33,003 through an underground network of fungi and bacteria. 42 00:01:33,004 --> 00:01:34,484 Wait. 43 00:01:34,484 --> 00:01:36,094 Slow down. 44 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,444 ♪ Fantastic cat 45 00:01:38,445 --> 00:01:40,751 So anyone can garden. 46 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,492 How can we have frost? 47 00:01:43,493 --> 00:01:45,234 ♪ Fantastic cat 48 00:01:45,234 --> 00:01:47,932 This cannot be happening. 49 00:01:47,932 --> 00:01:50,021 It's way too early. 50 00:01:50,021 --> 00:01:51,545 The cup's in a month. 51 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,590 But to keep one alive, 52 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:56,941 you have to expect the unexpected. 53 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:03,905 Medium-low, everyone. 54 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,385 Keep the air slow and steady. 55 00:02:05,385 --> 00:02:06,472 It's gonna be fine. 56 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:07,822 What makes you so sure? 57 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,258 Because I keep my weed in the freezer, 58 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,781 and that stays fresh. 59 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:12,086 Not how it works. 60 00:02:12,087 --> 00:02:14,306 We're just looking for a little volume, people, 61 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:16,526 not a stick-straight blowout. 62 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,615 How are the marigolds? 63 00:02:18,615 --> 00:02:20,312 - They're on life support. - Oh. 64 00:02:20,313 --> 00:02:21,748 That's where Marilyn's gonna be. 65 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,098 Only if we tell her. 66 00:02:23,098 --> 00:02:24,925 Oh, she's definitely gonna know. 67 00:02:24,926 --> 00:02:27,319 How? She's in Frankenmuth buying garden flair. 68 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,973 That's how. 69 00:02:28,973 --> 00:02:30,278 Donna! Don't you dare. 70 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,846 Donna, hang up the phone. - End call! 71 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:33,194 - Hang up the phone! - Hit End Call! 72 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,110 - Donna, now! - Hang up the phone, Donna! 73 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:36,503 Bitch, get off! 74 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,639 OK, now we just have to... 75 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:43,987 survive the thaw. - Yeah. 76 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,990 Mother Nature's not winning this round. 77 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:47,991 Not on my watch. 78 00:02:49,516 --> 00:02:50,865 Oh. 79 00:02:53,824 --> 00:02:54,824 Donna! 80 00:02:54,825 --> 00:02:56,175 Flip the switch! 81 00:02:59,961 --> 00:03:03,704 What doesn't kill this garden only makes it stronger, people. 82 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,618 Come on! 83 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,490 She might be more Marilyn than Marilyn. 84 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:09,144 Mm-hmm. 85 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:13,990 No heads up? 86 00:04:13,991 --> 00:04:15,296 I didn't wanna add to the stress. 87 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:16,689 - Could've texted. - You said it was triage. 88 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,518 - This is worse than a frost. - Breathe. 89 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,259 When? 90 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:21,346 This morning. 91 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:22,738 - For how long? - Wouldn't say. 92 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:23,826 Oh, my God. 93 00:04:23,827 --> 00:04:25,088 Breathe. 94 00:04:25,089 --> 00:04:26,613 Mom? 95 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:30,007 My baby girl. 96 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:38,841 Again. 97 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,060 More like that. 98 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:41,976 Keep your chest up over that front knee. 99 00:04:44,021 --> 00:04:45,980 Where'd you find this guy? 100 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:48,764 I know a pitcher for the Tigers. 101 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:52,115 Pays to have friends in high places. 102 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,944 Actually, I dated him. 103 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,382 Was he married too? 104 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:03,345 I don't know what you mean. 105 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,694 I saw you with Joel. 106 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,392 Maybe you misunderstood. 107 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,394 All over town. 108 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,310 Throw it, don't pitch it. Quit aiming. 109 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,615 Nice. 110 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:16,314 It just happened. 111 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:21,231 I stupidly trusted you cared about my son. 112 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,408 I do. 113 00:05:22,408 --> 00:05:24,105 This is how you show it, 114 00:05:24,105 --> 00:05:26,542 by ripping apart his family? 115 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,983 What do you want me to do? 116 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,682 Choose. 117 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:39,338 My husband or my son. 118 00:05:43,516 --> 00:05:44,995 Are you serious? 119 00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:48,564 Well, being a real mom means making tough choices. 120 00:05:55,615 --> 00:05:57,355 What if I can't? 121 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:58,834 I'll choose for you. 122 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:01,620 If you tell him, he'll hate us both. 123 00:06:03,274 --> 00:06:06,365 Then he'll just have to decide which mom to hate more. 124 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:10,803 That was amazing. 125 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,848 His fastball's nearly 90. 126 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,764 I wasn't even warm. 127 00:06:14,764 --> 00:06:16,636 Is that enough to make the team? 128 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,028 Eh, too early to tell. 129 00:06:18,028 --> 00:06:19,202 He is a little wild. 130 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,161 Oh, don't worry, we'll get him there. 131 00:06:20,161 --> 00:06:21,204 We'll get him there. 132 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:22,423 Keep working on that slider. 133 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:28,343 Come on, let's get to work. 134 00:06:39,702 --> 00:06:42,052 Ahh. OK, that one's on me. 135 00:06:42,052 --> 00:06:44,228 No, no, no. Your money's no good tonight. 136 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,317 But we're celebrating you. 137 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:48,494 No, but if it wasn't for you, 138 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,711 I wouldn't be able to afford any of this. 139 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,540 All right, but if we're being honest, 140 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:52,802 we should toast to whoever bought that Camaro. 141 00:06:52,802 --> 00:06:54,456 Can you believe? A bidding war? 142 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,630 Well, yeah, I saw the picture. 143 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,024 Pretty cool, right? 144 00:06:57,024 --> 00:06:58,417 Real pimp, dawg. 145 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,117 So, um, things keep going the way they're going, 146 00:07:03,117 --> 00:07:05,466 Steve, uh, thinks we should open a shop. 147 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,033 Wouldn't you miss, uh, working the register 148 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:07,990 at the garden place? 149 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:13,432 - Oh. - Come here. 150 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:14,562 You know them? 151 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,086 Yeah. They're from my firm. 152 00:07:16,086 --> 00:07:18,567 What's up, Danimal? 153 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:19,915 We've been over this, Connor. 154 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,351 It's just Daniel. 155 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:22,658 You gotta loosen up, man. 156 00:07:22,658 --> 00:07:24,093 How'd you like it if I called you 157 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:26,226 Corndog or something? 158 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,576 Y'all grabbing some drinks? 159 00:07:27,576 --> 00:07:30,404 It's a bar, so... 160 00:07:31,406 --> 00:07:33,233 Sure. Yeah. 161 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:35,192 Hey, all right, I'll, uh--yeah. 162 00:07:35,192 --> 00:07:37,499 I'll catch you in the trenches mañana. 163 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:41,110 Uh, they seem like dicks. 164 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,677 Nah, they're good guys. 165 00:07:42,678 --> 00:07:43,939 - Really? - Yeah. 166 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:46,115 You know, they're just a little threatened. 167 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,509 I mean, uh, nobody bills more hours than me, 168 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,643 and they know it. - Uh-huh. Gotcha. 169 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:53,514 Plus, Danimal can't stand that I went to Yale Law. 170 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,776 He only went to Penn. 171 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:57,127 That garbage pile. 172 00:07:57,127 --> 00:07:59,389 Yeah, but hey, I mean, it's-- it's all in good fun, right? 173 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:00,956 I mean, at the end of the day, 174 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,785 we respect each other like brothers. 175 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:09,182 Well... 176 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,663 one thing's for sure, man. 177 00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:12,620 What's that? 178 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,492 I got you all wrong. 179 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:20,716 Whoo! 180 00:08:20,716 --> 00:08:22,630 Yes, sir. 181 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:23,850 Two more, sir. 182 00:08:37,211 --> 00:08:40,169 Black tie event in a couple of days. 183 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:41,606 Fancy. 184 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:42,999 I guess. 185 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,566 Uh, anyway, 186 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,221 took me a while to get everything. 187 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,005 You look tired. 188 00:08:50,006 --> 00:08:53,096 Maybe double check, make sure it's what you need. 189 00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:57,797 I only get about 4 hours a night myself. 190 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,755 Well, with your line of work... 191 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,583 Now leave the rest to me. 192 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,933 Wait, wait. 193 00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:08,850 This is the only way, right? 194 00:09:08,851 --> 00:09:12,812 I mean, in your, um, professional opinion? 195 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:19,383 Guys like Connor deserve everything coming their way. 196 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,408 Hi. 197 00:09:45,409 --> 00:09:48,629 I will have a skinny vanilla latte 198 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,240 with 2% milk and, uh, 199 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,980 one of those paintings on the wall. 200 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,245 Which one? 201 00:09:56,246 --> 00:10:00,336 Um, how 'bout that one, the Statue of Liberty thing? 202 00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:02,164 You mean "Lady Justice on Fire"? 203 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,732 Yep, whatever. 204 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,562 $2,004.53. 205 00:10:08,563 --> 00:10:09,782 Oh. 206 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:12,697 I'll give you $2,100 for it. 207 00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:16,352 No. 208 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,572 You can't afford this. 209 00:10:17,572 --> 00:10:18,659 $2,200. 210 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,486 Do I hear $2,250? 211 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:20,923 No, it's not an auction. 212 00:10:20,923 --> 00:10:22,924 $2,250. 213 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,798 - Cash or card? - Oh, um, card. 214 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:28,844 Hey. 215 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,193 Wha--what are you doing? 216 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,630 What, so you're gonna-- you're gonna rack up 217 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:35,110 credit card debt just to prove a point? 218 00:10:35,111 --> 00:10:37,201 Well, it's better than being indebted to you. 219 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,682 Eventually you're gonna have to pay it down, though. 220 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,682 I am paying it down. 221 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,032 On a teacher's salary? 222 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,293 Teacher, cheer coach, 223 00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:46,557 debate advisor, fall musical director. 224 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:48,384 We're doing "Into the Woods." 225 00:10:48,385 --> 00:10:50,431 Congratulations, Alice. 226 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,693 You have somehow found a way to make your life 227 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:56,088 more exhausting than having a baby. 228 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,873 My uterus, my choice, Patty. 229 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:02,139 So how is your writing going? 230 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:09,144 I'm sorry, who's actually buying the painting? 231 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:10,321 I am. 232 00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:15,109 She'll pay for my latte too. 233 00:11:16,587 --> 00:11:18,937 Don't ever come to me to bail you out again. 234 00:11:23,856 --> 00:11:26,119 Sorry. 235 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,861 And an oat milk cappuccino, please. 236 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,081 $2,012.42. 237 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,178 Uh, what's all this? 238 00:11:43,179 --> 00:11:44,485 Breakfast. 239 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:51,100 Uh, we're a family, not a platoon. 240 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,407 A simple thank you would suffice. 241 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,713 Thank you, but the kids are fine with cereal. 242 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,453 Well, you and Tucker have to eat too. 243 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,760 Tucker has a protein bar, and I do coffee. 244 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,764 That is not enough to fuel your day. 245 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,852 I've been skipping breakfast since the seventh grade. 246 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,332 That's because we didn't know the effects 247 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,727 back then, like smoking. 248 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,602 Where's the coffee, Mom? 249 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:18,213 In the cupboard, above the machine. 250 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,351 Please stop moving everything around. 251 00:12:25,352 --> 00:12:26,482 It just makes more sense for the coffee-- 252 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:30,661 I like my things where I like them. 253 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,754 Maybe if you ate breakfast, you wouldn't be so cranky. 254 00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:41,411 Why are you doing this to me? 255 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,892 You've got a lot going on right now. 256 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,546 I don't need your help. 257 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,982 I just don't want your family to slip through the cracks. 258 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,942 The kids can handle it. 259 00:12:49,942 --> 00:12:51,986 What about your marriage? 260 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,293 What's that supposed to mean? 261 00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:57,427 You've already caused enough damage. 262 00:12:58,602 --> 00:13:01,214 Chocolate chip pancakes? 263 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,389 Can I have whipped cream? 264 00:13:02,389 --> 00:13:04,129 - Yes. - No. 265 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,740 Hey. 266 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,307 I got those peanut butter protein bars you like. 267 00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:08,698 Ah. 268 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,701 Is that eggs B, Dianne? - Yes. 269 00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:13,139 And there's hollandaise sauce on the stove here. 270 00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:14,269 Oh. 271 00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:17,011 Come on, it's eggs B. 272 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,057 OK, well, just be fast. 273 00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:20,188 Not too fast. 274 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,538 You don't wanna get a tummy ache. 275 00:13:21,538 --> 00:13:23,671 Well, I have a new listing to get to, so... 276 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,063 Go ahead. 277 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,760 Grammie'll take 'em to school. 278 00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:28,067 both: Yay. 279 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,850 Can you also come pick us up from school? 280 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,940 Yes, my little angel. 281 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,595 More whipped cream, please. 282 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,863 Oh, hi. 283 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,604 Hey. 284 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,171 Thought I'd just let myself in. 285 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,389 Yeah, of course. 286 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,567 Everything OK? 287 00:13:51,568 --> 00:13:53,308 I just didn't realize what time it was. 288 00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:54,962 Yeah. 289 00:13:54,963 --> 00:13:57,356 One of these for me? 290 00:13:57,357 --> 00:13:59,924 Yeah, sure. 291 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,797 So Ford was amazing in practice today. 292 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,058 Mm. 293 00:14:04,059 --> 00:14:05,581 Scoop says he has, like, a killer slider. 294 00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:06,975 - Amazing. - Yeah. 295 00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:09,673 I can't believe I didn't make him stick with T-ball. 296 00:14:09,673 --> 00:14:10,673 Hmm. 297 00:14:10,674 --> 00:14:11,676 Totally. 298 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,071 You're acting weird. 299 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,289 What? 300 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,727 I'm excited for Ford. 301 00:14:20,597 --> 00:14:22,599 Well, I thought you'd be excited to see me too. 302 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,211 You distilling that vodka yourself? 303 00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:28,302 Oh. 304 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,914 Hello, Officer. 305 00:14:34,437 --> 00:14:38,267 Uh... 306 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,834 hi. 307 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,923 What kind of trouble are you in now, darling? 308 00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:48,322 Um, this is my friend Joel. 309 00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:51,323 I'm sorry. 310 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,326 Who are you? 311 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,676 I suppose I'm also a friend. 312 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,155 Right. 313 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,423 Well, I suppose this is yours. 314 00:15:04,424 --> 00:15:06,947 Thank you... 315 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:07,993 for your service. 316 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,388 Could you give us a second? 317 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,530 What am I doing here? 318 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,706 I thought you were coming later. 319 00:15:26,707 --> 00:15:29,537 I mean, what is this? 320 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,059 I don't know. 321 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:35,020 It's what it's always been. 322 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,937 Yeah, I'm gonna need more than that. 323 00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:42,244 It's fun, OK? 324 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,854 You're fun. 325 00:15:47,336 --> 00:15:48,817 Who the hell is that? 326 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,732 My ex-husband. 327 00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:53,735 Which one? 328 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,866 Does it matter? 329 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,696 Well, I'm just trying to figure out 330 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,524 where I fit in here with your harem. 331 00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:05,051 You don't, OK? 332 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,096 'Cause what? 333 00:16:08,096 --> 00:16:09,750 You slumming it with me? 334 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,493 I didn't say that. 335 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,668 Yeah. 336 00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:17,411 You didn't have to. 337 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,154 I'm sorry. 338 00:16:25,592 --> 00:16:27,985 I knew you were all kinds of trouble. 339 00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:41,522 Well... 340 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,527 If that doesn't keep a squirrel from nesting, 341 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,269 I don't know what will. 342 00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:52,923 He never would have accepted it any other way. 343 00:16:52,923 --> 00:16:56,753 Well, that was a performance worthy of the West End. 344 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:59,712 Except no one wins an Olivier. 345 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:01,279 Especially not you, dear. 346 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,326 Oh, darling. 347 00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:19,819 She warmed up the kids' PJs in the dryer last night. 348 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,038 Sounds like a good thing. 349 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,648 Sure, it's the best. 350 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,215 And now they expect it forever. 351 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,695 Oh, eventually, they'll grow up. 352 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:29,699 Nope. Tucker loves it too. 353 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,135 Monica! 354 00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:34,487 Can we please put the domes in a straight line? 355 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,618 Like I asked 1,000 times? 356 00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,577 Oh, my God. 357 00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:40,797 Well, your mom sounds like a real control freak. 358 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:44,452 This morning, I found my vibrator in the dishwasher. 359 00:17:44,453 --> 00:17:46,238 You have a vibrator? 360 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,455 Whoa, this is, like, the first thing 361 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,979 you've said all day. 362 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,634 My drama is not as juicy as hers. 363 00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:54,636 I mostly use it for my neck, but every once in a while, 364 00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:56,116 you know. 365 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,118 Guys, I can hear you. 366 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,729 How long is she staying? 367 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,992 Till she can fix whatever's wrong with my life. 368 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,212 My advice? 369 00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:08,260 Get ahead of it before she takes your whole family down. 370 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,220 Jeez, what happened to you? 371 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,352 Yeah, are you OK, sweetie? 372 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:14,830 I'm just gonna redecorate my house 373 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,573 until I don't feel anything anymore. 374 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,140 Oh, do you need any art? 375 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,271 - No. - Say no. 376 00:18:20,272 --> 00:18:21,446 Oh, come on, I just need 377 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,144 a few more walls to store everything. 378 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,318 Yeah, and by a few more walls, 379 00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:25,842 she means all of your guest bedrooms. 380 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,017 Your entire garage. 381 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,801 Doug is just too prolific. 382 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,282 Because he thinks he's actually selling them. 383 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,022 Well, technically, he is. 384 00:18:33,023 --> 00:18:34,634 At your expense. 385 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,507 I will deal with my own life later. 386 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,161 Yeah, that's what I told myself 387 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,554 when I put Melissa through law school. 388 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,990 No, it's not the same. 389 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,210 Oh, then what's in it for you? 390 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:49,170 Never having to see the look on his face if he found out. 391 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,352 Gonna redo the entire interior, all leather, 392 00:18:57,353 --> 00:19:00,137 put in rally gauges, uh, get rid of the drum brakes, 393 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,617 put in disc, you know. 394 00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:03,924 Will that cover it? 395 00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:10,191 Uh, yeah... And then some. 396 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,192 Well, consider the rest an advance. 397 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,715 You really don't have to do that. 398 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,544 Actually, I do. 399 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,980 What--what do you mean? 400 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,678 Uh, just doing a little housekeeping. 401 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:19,766 You know what I mean. 402 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,595 I don't. 403 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,076 Well, the IRS is doing their usual digging around. 404 00:19:26,076 --> 00:19:28,991 Just gotta keep our noses clean for a minute. 405 00:19:28,992 --> 00:19:30,906 My nose is clean. 406 00:19:33,432 --> 00:19:34,606 Exactly. 407 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,131 Just like that, when they come knocking. 408 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,177 Why are they knocking, Steve? 409 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,529 Man, you are, like, scary good at this. 410 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,096 No wonder Connor put us together. 411 00:19:46,096 --> 00:19:48,010 I'm--I'm serious. 412 00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,756 Uh... 413 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,932 what did Connor tell you about me? 414 00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:58,413 None of this. 415 00:19:58,413 --> 00:19:59,806 All right. 416 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,374 So I got my hands in all types of things, right? 417 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,942 Uh, laundromats, car washes, lot of cash-based investments. 418 00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,204 Mm-hmm. 419 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,816 And you know how greedy Uncle Sam can get. 420 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:15,604 So from time to time, I inflate a little in one, 421 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,693 put it in the other. 422 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:23,089 So--so I've been laundering money for you? 423 00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,614 That's why I always take care of my partners. 424 00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:29,096 We could get in a lot of trouble. 425 00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:30,270 Don't worry. 426 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,317 All right? Connor will fix it. 427 00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:35,057 I've never done more than 30 days. 428 00:20:35,058 --> 00:20:36,756 Take it back. 429 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:37,973 You're being crazy, Brett. 430 00:20:37,974 --> 00:20:39,846 I don't wanna be a part of this. 431 00:20:39,846 --> 00:20:43,545 I hate to say it, 432 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,547 but you already are. 433 00:21:48,088 --> 00:21:49,959 Who's hungry? 434 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,874 We already had dinner, Mommy. 435 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,398 Grandma wanted Thai food. 436 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,662 Plenty of leftovers. 437 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,144 Pad woon sen. 438 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:15,855 Mmm. 439 00:22:15,855 --> 00:22:17,509 So... 440 00:22:17,509 --> 00:22:19,597 Another trip around the sun, Mom. 441 00:22:19,598 --> 00:22:21,382 No, it's not for another week, honey. 442 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,471 Like we won't be celebrating it all month. 443 00:22:23,471 --> 00:22:24,951 Stop. 444 00:22:24,951 --> 00:22:27,126 We wanted to do something special for you, Patty. 445 00:22:27,127 --> 00:22:30,086 Oh, Alice baked a killer cake. 446 00:22:30,086 --> 00:22:31,260 Ooh. 447 00:22:31,261 --> 00:22:33,741 I hate you wasting money on me. 448 00:22:33,742 --> 00:22:35,090 Well, it's my pleasure. 449 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,441 Just wouldn't want you running up 450 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:40,315 your credit card on my account. 451 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:45,884 Coffee shop called. 452 00:22:45,885 --> 00:22:48,887 Apparently somebody bought "Lady Justice on Fire." 453 00:22:48,888 --> 00:22:51,193 Well, that is wonderful news. 454 00:22:51,194 --> 00:22:52,674 Mm-hmm. 455 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,375 So are we gonna get into this cake, or what? 456 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:58,767 Hold that thought. 457 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,163 I bet whoever bought it is 458 00:23:03,163 --> 00:23:06,426 as incendiary as the subject matter. 459 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,777 Well, they, uh--they don't tell you who bought it, Mom. 460 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:10,257 You should ask. 461 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:12,259 Why would we do that, Patty? 462 00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:15,218 Mm... 463 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,654 To thank his patron. 464 00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:19,221 Well, in that case, we should probably find out 465 00:23:19,222 --> 00:23:21,310 who bought his very first painting. 466 00:23:21,311 --> 00:23:24,053 'Cause that's who started this whole thing. 467 00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,184 Babe, I-- 468 00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:26,708 I actually don't care who bought them, 469 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,971 as long as they've got deep pockets. 470 00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:30,930 Well, I--I hope 471 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:34,106 that whoever bought it isn't in over their head. 472 00:23:34,107 --> 00:23:35,892 Well, good news. Not your money. 473 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:39,634 You don't think I'm worth it, Mom? 474 00:23:39,634 --> 00:23:41,722 I do, babe. 475 00:23:41,723 --> 00:23:43,289 Thanks, baby. 476 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:48,469 You know, can you cut me a really big slice? 477 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,471 Dad, she's gotta blow out the candles first. 478 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,386 Make a wish, Patty. 479 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:58,044 Why doesn't everyone help me? 480 00:23:58,045 --> 00:24:00,915 - Oh. - Mine already came true. 481 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,529 OK. 482 00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:07,967 Whoa. What? 483 00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,316 You know what my wish is? 484 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:12,753 For all this to stop, right now. 485 00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,843 What are you talking about, Dad? 486 00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:16,018 You gonna tell him? 487 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,759 Keith-- 488 00:24:17,759 --> 00:24:19,282 How 'bout you? 489 00:24:21,415 --> 00:24:23,505 Tell me what? 490 00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:29,423 No one's buying your art, son. 491 00:24:31,425 --> 00:24:33,122 But I'm selling it. 492 00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:36,257 Yeah, to these two. 493 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:41,653 Is that true? 494 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:48,136 Uh... 495 00:24:48,137 --> 00:24:49,574 Just please let-- 496 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,227 Doug, let me explain. Doug. 497 00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:52,228 Doug. - Doug. Dougie. 498 00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:53,272 - Doug. - Dougie! 499 00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,858 Happy? 500 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,691 Maybe he'll actually sell that one. 501 00:25:38,144 --> 00:25:39,798 That's for stew pots. 502 00:25:39,798 --> 00:25:40,711 You could hurt your back bending-- 503 00:25:40,712 --> 00:25:42,713 Stew pots down here, 504 00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:45,238 saucepans up here. 505 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,632 Stew, sauce. 506 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:50,156 Sauce, stew. 507 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,595 Someone didn't have their pad woon sen. 508 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,117 Someone's not hungry. 509 00:25:56,118 --> 00:25:57,771 You're gonna take it out on me? 510 00:25:57,772 --> 00:25:59,948 Go ahead. That's what I'm here for. 511 00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:01,906 - Take what out, Mom? - What you've done. 512 00:26:01,907 --> 00:26:04,257 It was an affair. It happened. 513 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,346 It's over, OK? 514 00:26:06,346 --> 00:26:08,260 It would've been nice to hear it from you. 515 00:26:08,261 --> 00:26:10,262 See, that's exactly why I didn't tell you. 516 00:26:10,263 --> 00:26:12,003 To embarrass me in front of half the town? 517 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:14,441 Because I knew you would make it all about you. 518 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:17,749 God forbid you would ever think to ask about how I feel. 519 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,097 What about your family? 520 00:26:19,098 --> 00:26:22,928 Or how unhappy I must have been. 521 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:26,147 I just don't want you to end up alone. 522 00:26:26,148 --> 00:26:28,846 You know who's gonna end up alone? 523 00:26:28,847 --> 00:26:30,021 Cathy, please. 524 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,500 You have to control everything. 525 00:26:31,501 --> 00:26:35,767 So you push and push and push and... 526 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,861 - What is this? - Your to-go bag. 527 00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:45,298 Where am I going? 528 00:26:45,298 --> 00:26:46,994 Home. 529 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,627 Don't bother. 530 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,064 But it's really good cake. 531 00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:14,066 ♪ I need you 532 00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:17,590 ♪ I love you 533 00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:21,074 You know, the worst part is I, um... 534 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,034 I actually believed it was real. 535 00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:32,171 I could not hate myself more. 536 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,825 Well, my mom lit this fire. 537 00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:35,565 I let it burn. 538 00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:38,003 Yeah. 539 00:27:39,221 --> 00:27:41,833 Why? 540 00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:47,229 You were so happy. 541 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:51,191 I wanted to believe it was real too. 542 00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:10,688 You know what is real? 543 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,038 What? 544 00:28:14,474 --> 00:28:17,999 Being the regional director at the sign company. 545 00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:26,311 Hey, Connor! 546 00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:28,009 Open up! - Jesus, Brett. 547 00:28:28,009 --> 00:28:29,141 Tell your husband to get his ass out here. 548 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:30,490 OK. Will you keep your voice down? 549 00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:32,057 Get that lame-ass dick down here, now! 550 00:28:32,057 --> 00:28:33,405 What is wrong with you? 551 00:28:33,406 --> 00:28:34,755 The investor he introduced me to 552 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:35,843 is, like, a career criminal. 553 00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:37,497 Yeah, why would he do that? 554 00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:40,760 He's trying to make me take the fall for his shady client. 555 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:41,806 Everything OK? 556 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:44,025 Oh, yay, look who's here. 557 00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:45,113 Mel, you good? 558 00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:46,506 No, she's not, Connor, 559 00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:47,811 'cause I'm about to explain to her 560 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,290 how she married a total crook. 561 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:50,989 You know what, Brett? Enough. 562 00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,250 OK, fine. 563 00:28:52,251 --> 00:28:53,643 Explain yourself, man. 564 00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,079 Explain what? 565 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,648 Why you feel the need to torture people like me. 566 00:28:59,519 --> 00:29:01,346 - I'd like you to leave. - I'd like you to leave. 567 00:29:01,347 --> 00:29:02,565 You're on my property, pal. 568 00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:05,394 Why don't you come make me, pal? 569 00:29:05,394 --> 00:29:07,266 - Hey, no, don't-- - Hey! Stop! 570 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:09,747 Brett, stop it. - No, stop. No. 571 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,574 That's enough. Hey. Come On. 572 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:13,489 - Snapped my wrist! You happy? - Brett. 573 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:14,663 You don't get to just do this! 574 00:29:14,664 --> 00:29:16,188 You hear me? It's over! 575 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:18,538 You're done! - OK. 576 00:29:18,538 --> 00:29:21,759 I am going to end you! 577 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,502 ♪ Jingle all the way 578 00:29:27,503 --> 00:29:29,548 Hold up. 579 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:41,169 Morning. 580 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:54,442 What's the prognosis? 581 00:29:54,443 --> 00:29:55,575 Looks stable. 582 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:56,881 Color's coming back. 583 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,665 I think she's gonna pull through. 584 00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:02,277 Soil's good to go. Let's get our garden on. 585 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,455 Where is everyone? 586 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:10,023 Uh, it's just us today. 587 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,982 Why? 588 00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,335 Nobody wanted to come. 589 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:18,858 Are they tired? 590 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:20,512 Sorta. 591 00:30:20,513 --> 00:30:22,384 - Like, they're sick? - Kinda. 592 00:30:22,384 --> 00:30:23,778 They're all sick? 593 00:30:25,474 --> 00:30:27,173 Of you, OK? 594 00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:30,828 Sorry, sweetie. 595 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:33,832 What did I do? 596 00:30:35,702 --> 00:30:38,313 You just pushed 'em a little too hard. 597 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:49,847 Another low and away. 598 00:30:56,244 --> 00:30:58,159 You sure this kid's not 25? 599 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,595 You think he should be on the team? 600 00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:01,509 - Which one? - His high school? 601 00:31:01,510 --> 00:31:03,295 No. 602 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:05,210 But he needs it for college. 603 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:07,342 No, not with an arm like that, he doesn't. 604 00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:08,734 What do you mean? 605 00:31:08,736 --> 00:31:11,390 He could go straight to the pros. 606 00:31:18,484 --> 00:31:20,181 Am I doing OK? 607 00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:22,530 You're doing great! 608 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:29,407 ♪ Love 609 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:32,366 ♪ Dove 610 00:31:32,367 --> 00:31:34,673 ♪ Nah 611 00:31:34,674 --> 00:31:36,762 ♪ But you're the one 612 00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:40,897 ♪ A baby dove 613 00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:43,813 ♪ A dove 614 00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:45,858 ♪ We fly 615 00:31:45,859 --> 00:31:48,775 ♪ Will you come 616 00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:54,214 Hello? 617 00:31:54,215 --> 00:31:55,781 Mom? 618 00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:57,826 ♪ We fly 619 00:31:57,827 --> 00:32:00,874 ♪ Will you come 620 00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:05,226 ♪ Dove 621 00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:07,881 ♪ A dove 622 00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:09,535 ♪ We fly 623 00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:11,405 Mom? 624 00:32:11,406 --> 00:32:13,191 ♪ Will you come 625 00:32:13,192 --> 00:32:15,148 Mom, are you here? 626 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,238 ♪ Dove 627 00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:19,893 ♪ A dove 628 00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:22,852 ♪ We fly 629 00:32:22,853 --> 00:32:24,680 ♪ Will you come 630 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,378 Oh, Mom... 631 00:32:30,296 --> 00:32:31,950 Hey. 632 00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:35,865 Where's Daddy? 633 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:38,477 He left. 634 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:39,958 When's he coming back? 635 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,612 Never. 636 00:32:52,448 --> 00:32:54,449 Why didn't you say anything? 637 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,190 It's embarrassing. 638 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,322 Mommy... 639 00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:59,324 And you were dealing with enough. 640 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:04,285 I should have asked if you were unhappy. 641 00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:06,287 Not your job, baby. 642 00:33:08,289 --> 00:33:11,901 You gave him a perfect life for 40 years. 643 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:16,471 It just wasn't the one he wanted. 644 00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:31,182 I think I can be a lot. 645 00:33:31,182 --> 00:33:34,184 If you were any less, you wouldn't be my mom. 646 00:33:36,665 --> 00:33:38,798 I'm in a lot of trouble. 647 00:33:38,798 --> 00:33:40,191 How can I help? 648 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:42,323 Well, uh, heard you guys 649 00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:46,545 were the best with, uh, government tax stuff. 650 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,938 My grandfather started this firm a million years ago, 651 00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:52,028 so I just try not to mess it up. 652 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:53,464 Well, uh, he definitely 653 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:56,816 wouldn't be too happy with my situation. 654 00:33:56,817 --> 00:33:58,686 What do you mean, Brett? 655 00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:03,213 One of your partners is the reason I'm in trouble. 656 00:34:05,259 --> 00:34:07,218 Which one? 657 00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:12,657 If nothing else, we pride ourselves on integrity, Connor. 658 00:34:24,887 --> 00:34:28,021 Tell Gramps I can't wait to sue this firm. 659 00:34:28,021 --> 00:34:29,849 Just be thankful you're not being disbarred. 660 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,853 This was a giant mistake, Patrick. 661 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,382 The mistake was hiring you. 662 00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:04,056 - Hey, creeper. - Hey. 663 00:35:04,057 --> 00:35:05,144 Is it, uh, cool that I'm here? 664 00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:06,885 Yeah. 665 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:08,713 You want a drink? 666 00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:10,237 For real? 667 00:35:10,237 --> 00:35:12,239 Like a juice box or something? 668 00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,849 You have juice boxes? 669 00:35:17,505 --> 00:35:18,724 What's going on? 670 00:35:18,724 --> 00:35:22,030 So I was reading your book. 671 00:35:22,032 --> 00:35:24,208 Really? 672 00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:26,166 What'd you think? 673 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,342 Some parts weren't boring. 674 00:35:28,342 --> 00:35:31,039 You're not exactly the demo, OK? 675 00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:33,172 I didn't know, uh, you were from Grand Rapids. 676 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,521 Mm. 677 00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:36,568 Couldn't wait to leave. - Yeah. 678 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,570 Well, I can't imagine you had a ton 679 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,527 of pregnant friends in high school. 680 00:35:40,528 --> 00:35:42,965 I still got voted prom queen. 681 00:35:42,965 --> 00:35:45,271 Yeah, right, with your boyfriend. 682 00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,362 Someone made it to chapter five. 683 00:35:48,362 --> 00:35:50,320 Captain of the baseball team. 684 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:54,802 Was he? Huh. 685 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:57,329 I just remember him being kinda hot. 686 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:01,070 Is he the one who knocked you up? 687 00:36:01,070 --> 00:36:03,202 Why does it matter? 688 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:06,163 Well, it'd just explain a lot. 689 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,338 Like what? 690 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:10,340 Like why you came out of nowhere, 691 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:12,516 giving me a scholarship I didn't deserve. 692 00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:13,909 We've been over this. 693 00:36:13,909 --> 00:36:15,563 And then the tutors and the coaching. 694 00:36:15,563 --> 00:36:17,521 You're an investment. 695 00:36:20,786 --> 00:36:23,440 I think I'm more than that. 696 00:36:25,965 --> 00:36:29,402 Coach wanted to see my birth certificate to prove my age. 697 00:36:29,403 --> 00:36:31,840 OK. 698 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:36,018 I was born in Grand Rapids too. 699 00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:41,067 Why are you showing me this? 700 00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:44,375 Because my mom always told me this story 701 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:45,898 about how she was on a road trip 702 00:36:45,898 --> 00:36:47,291 when she went into labor with me. 703 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:49,989 And it just never made any sense. 704 00:36:51,992 --> 00:36:55,211 Maybe you should ask her about it again. 705 00:37:00,173 --> 00:37:01,478 Yeah. 706 00:37:05,961 --> 00:37:08,137 I guess coach was wrong about my arm. 707 00:37:08,137 --> 00:37:10,096 Come on. 708 00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:14,056 A pro like him knows God-given talent when he sees it. 709 00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,411 Not God. 710 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,501 Genetics. 711 00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:42,041 What is with cleaning ladies and spatial relations? 712 00:37:44,523 --> 00:37:47,088 You know, we've had three in the past year. 713 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:49,570 None of them have been able to get this tray to stick right. 714 00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:56,054 How are you so fine with what happened the other night? 715 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:57,534 What do you mean? 716 00:37:57,536 --> 00:38:00,320 I mean, Brett was, like, unhinged. 717 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,800 That surprises you? 718 00:38:03,018 --> 00:38:04,411 This is the same dude who threw a tantrum 719 00:38:04,411 --> 00:38:06,543 over his kids' family tree. 720 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:09,547 Yeah, but this was, like, next level. 721 00:38:09,547 --> 00:38:11,418 Look, if it were me, 722 00:38:11,418 --> 00:38:13,681 he's not a guy I'd want around my kids. 723 00:38:13,681 --> 00:38:15,552 And I know, it's not my place. 724 00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:16,554 Come on. 725 00:38:16,554 --> 00:38:18,599 I mean, Brett's a good dad. 726 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,994 Just glad the kids weren't home to see it. 727 00:38:23,952 --> 00:38:25,954 Do you think that there's any chance 728 00:38:25,954 --> 00:38:29,219 that this client of yours could be doing something shady? 729 00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:35,224 As far as I know, Steve's just a baller business guy 730 00:38:35,224 --> 00:38:36,661 who does what business guys do. 731 00:38:36,661 --> 00:38:38,967 - But I just don't-- - Sorry for trying to help. 732 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,059 You did a nice thing. 733 00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,894 The first frost is only surprising 734 00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:56,507 when your garden's not prepared. 735 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:14,132 ♪ Under a sky no one sees 736 00:39:14,134 --> 00:39:19,224 ♪ Still life, you know I'm listening ♪ 737 00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:20,704 ♪ The moment that you 738 00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:22,750 So we add things like straw and bark 739 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:25,449 to shield plants from dropping temperatures. 740 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:29,757 ♪ When you wake up, when you wake up ♪ 741 00:39:29,757 --> 00:39:33,413 We wrap shrubs in burlap to protect against drying winds. 742 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:41,246 So what am I supposed to do here? 743 00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:45,643 Fix her up and sell her for an obscene amount of cash. 744 00:39:45,643 --> 00:39:49,429 Now that's more like it. 745 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:50,777 ♪ I'm good 746 00:39:50,778 --> 00:39:52,431 But it won't be with me. 747 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:54,782 ♪ Waiting, it's happening 748 00:39:54,782 --> 00:39:58,351 ♪ The moment that you want is coming ♪ 749 00:39:58,351 --> 00:40:02,007 ♪ If you give it time 750 00:40:02,007 --> 00:40:07,577 ♪ When you wake up, when you wake up ♪ 751 00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:13,018 ♪ You will find me 752 00:40:13,018 --> 00:40:16,456 ♪ When you wake up, when you wake up ♪ 753 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:19,764 But no matter what you do to get ahead of it, 754 00:40:19,764 --> 00:40:22,027 winter always comes. 755 00:40:22,027 --> 00:40:24,246 Sorry, closing early today. 756 00:40:27,119 --> 00:40:28,903 It'll be quick. 757 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:32,777 Uh, what do you need? 758 00:40:32,777 --> 00:40:35,693 I have a problem. 759 00:40:35,693 --> 00:40:37,911 All right. 760 00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:41,177 There's this stump in my yard. 761 00:40:42,788 --> 00:40:45,092 Well, can it wait? I need to get out of here. 762 00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:47,268 I've been trying to get rid of it for years. 763 00:40:47,269 --> 00:40:49,750 Aren't you guys going to the gala tonight too? 764 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:52,405 You know, I thought it would just rot away, 765 00:40:52,405 --> 00:40:54,929 but it's still there. 766 00:40:56,148 --> 00:40:59,847 Well, uh, stumps don't really do that. 767 00:40:59,847 --> 00:41:02,414 Yeah, I need it gone, for good. 768 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,128 This should get it done. 769 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:30,704 Gotta give it to you, man. 770 00:41:30,704 --> 00:41:32,576 Really underestimated you. 771 00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,751 I got fired today. 772 00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:38,190 Just bring back the axe when you're done. 773 00:41:45,284 --> 00:41:46,764 What's up? 774 00:41:46,764 --> 00:41:49,375 Think we probably both know what's up.